Re: Elder Scrolls RP

by **Kiamsc** Tue 25 Jun - 7:20:02

Sjips waked over to the Dwemer and hugged him. "You must have been a lonely child. Don't worry, I'm here for you. You don't have to be so rude and tell all these lies. I'm sure if you were yourself people would like you."

Pelingal stifled a giggle. "So that's how it is..."

by The Harem Lord Tue 25 Jun - 7:57:44

how would it sound if shake spear wrote porn
sir darw'ith thy sword
thy sword lookith dirty
thy mouth could cleanith thy sword
after your done cleaning thy
sword can i put thy sword in thy carrying case of your
sure

that's my guess of how it would sound

by **Kiamsc** Tue 25 Jun - 8:00:14

(Sounds a bit like the continued version of The Lusty Argonian Maid.)

by **Michael** Tue 25 Jun - 8:17:40

(Nah, it's to upfront about it, to obvious, the Lusty Argonian Maid is way more discreet about it.)

by **Kiamsc** Tue 25 Jun - 13:00:00

(In everything but the title. At least it's safe because kids probably wouldn't know the word 'lusty'; and they wouldn't know it was dirty if they read it. Hell, I bet some people read it as 'family bedtime stories'!)

by **Sam** Tue 2 Jul - 9:07:26

"Get off ya bastard, though Im sure you already do!"

by **Kiamsc** Wed 3 Jul - 8:12:39

Sjips let go of the Dwemer and frowned. "I suggest we leave this place."
Pelingal nodded. "That would probably be wise. I sense a strong magical presence coming our way."

by **Sam** Wed 3 Jul - 8:34:32

"Bring it on!"

by **Michael** Wed 3 Jul - 9:08:19

*Sword looks around* yeah, let's get going.

by **Sam** Wed 3 Jul - 10:10:26

"You cowards!"

by **Kiamsc** Wed 3 Jul - 16:24:40

Pelingal grabs Grogrim by the hair roughly, spinning him to face her. "It isn't cowardly, it's tactical! We have been through a fight, and need time to prepare for another. But you Dwemer wouldn't know anything about strategy!"

by **Sam** Thu 4 Jul - 1:26:38

"Strategy is figuring out if you should use an Axe or a fireball!"

by **Michael** Thu 4 Jul - 1:28:03

Just ignore him Pelingal, let him get himself killed.

by **Sam** Thu 4 Jul - 1:43:40

"Shut it Lizard, you all die with me."

by **Kiamsc** Thu 4 Jul - 12:10:25

"I will." she told her Argonian acquaintance and began to walk off, opposite of whatever it was.

"Perhaps it would be wise to hide, but not flee." Sjips suggested. "It might not wish to harm us."

by **Sam** Thu 4 Jul - 12:13:46

"Maybe I can charm it with my infinite charisma!"

by **Kiamsc** Thu 4 Jul - 14:11:21

"No, I don't believe that would work, my friend." Sjips calmly stated as he began to pace. "As I said, we can hide and observe it. If it doesn't seem too dangerous we can, cautiously, approach it and try to figure out what it wants."

by **Michael** Thu 4 Jul - 14:30:47

Curiosity killed the Khajiit, it's best we move.

by **Sam** Thu 4 Jul - 14:41:01

"And runnin' away revealed who the cowards are!"

by **Michael** Fri 5 Jul - 0:02:01

We aren't cowards you idiot! There's a difference between a tactical retreat and running away!

by **Kiamsc** Fri 5 Jul - 1:25:38

"IGNORE HIM!" Pelingal shouted from her position a few massive trees away.

"Ahhh, but I am no Khajiit. I am a Kothringi!"

by **Michael** Fri 5 Jul - 1:35:05

*Sword sighs, and follows Pelingal*

by **Sam** Fri 5 Jul - 2:22:00

"You cowardly bastards!" *He draws his axe.*

by **Kiamsc** Fri 5 Jul - 3:08:04

Sjips grunted and began to climb a tree.

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