Re: Elder Scrolls RP

by **Kiamsc** Sun 23 Jun - 12:00:14

Pelingal stormed up to the Dwemer and slapped his face as hard as she could. "THAT INSULT DIDN'T EVEN MAKE SENSE!"

Sjips jumps when he hears yelling in the distance. He hurries back to the bank and grabs his coat, not bothering to put it on and running towards the voice. He slows down when he can see people in the distance and quickly turns himself invisible.

by **Sam** Sun 23 Jun - 12:01:03

*Grogrim Laughs* "A pussy slap for a bitch eh? Hahaha!"

by **Kiamsc** Sun 23 Jun - 13:21:28

Pelingal was about to slap him again, but she stopped when she saw a brief flash and heard the tinkle of magic. "What the fuck?" She asked, walking around Grogrim and towards the place she saw the flash.

Sjips backed up as she approached his hiding place, then started to sidle the the left. He winced as something littering the forest floor crackled under his feet.

(I dunno why, but Grogrim seems like an orc name to me... Wait! Isn't that one of the monsters they're going to have for ESO...? No. Sorry, that's an Ogrim. Ignore me, I'm high on Dilly Bars.)

by **Sam** Sun 23 Jun - 13:22:49

(I stole it from this dwarf who was in my guild back when I played a bit of LOTRO)

by **Sam** Sun 23 Jun - 13:23:17

*Grogrim watches her go* "HEY!" *He runs after her* "Where ya goin'?"

by **Kiamsc** Sun 23 Jun - 14:45:40

"Thought I heard something. Didn't you?" she heard crackling to her right and pounced, landing on something. "GOT YA!"

Sjips shrieked as the woman landed on him. "Let me go!" he screamed as he lost concentration and the spell broke.

Pelingal let go of the boy and backed up a bit. Then she noticed. "OHBYTHEALMIGHTYDAEDRAWHYTHEFUCKAREYOUNAKED!?" she blurted, covering her eyes and blushing. "You work for king crazy back there or something; Or are you just some pervert?"

by **Michael** Sun 23 Jun - 14:53:40

*Sword comes back, the soul gem now filled with the soul of a rabbit* What in the name of Oblivion are you people shouting about?

by **Kiamsc** Sun 23 Jun - 16:00:49

"Crazy king? Pervert? No... I just work on a ship. Rather warm weather to be wearing clothes." Sjips replies and turns his attention to the argonian. "OH! Hello. Nice to meet someone from home. Do you know where we are?" He pulls a rolled up piece of paper out of his coat and walked over to him, leaving the coat behind. "Could you get this to your people? It's a peace treaty. We want to end the war. We can't fight with this disease going around."

by **Michael** Mon 24 Jun - 0:10:57

*Sword stares at the man, and takes a step back* i'm sorry, but umm...let me explain We we're all brought here from different times, I don't know when you are from, but I have never seen your kind before... *Inside he's thinking: 'thank the Divine for that...'*

by **Sam** Mon 24 Jun - 1:34:22

*Grogrim stares at the man and laughs* "You got nothin' to be proud of boy."

by **Rogdata** Mon 24 Jun - 2:08:28

( soooo were not gunna roleplay AAW anymore? :\ ..kay.)

by **Kiamsc** Mon 24 Jun - 5:42:47

(Whatchyu talkin' 'bout, Willis?)

Sjips hears Ogrim's comment but doesn't understand it, so he ignores it. He starts to frown at the Argonian's words, then he thinks about it for a minute and smiles. "THAT'S GREAT!" He jumps in the air and whoops. "But... I have the peace treaty. They can't stop the war without this! I have to get back! Thousands of lives depend on this thing!"

by **Michael** Mon 24 Jun - 7:09:33

Trust me, we're all trying to find a way to go home... *He looks around, fiddling with the soul gem in his pocket*

by **Kiamsc** Mon 24 Jun - 7:40:21

"Well... I guess I'll stick with you for now. You lot seem to know what you're doing."

Pelingal snorted. "Believe me, we don't have a clue. NOW PUT SOME CLOTHES ON!"

by **Michael** Mon 24 Jun - 7:42:00

Seriously, do us all a favor man, at least put some pants on.

by **Kiamsc** Mon 24 Jun - 7:57:53

"... You must be outlanders." Sjips mutters, and slips on his coat and closing it with a belt. "Better?"

by **Michael** Mon 24 Jun - 8:00:01

A bit, thanks...

by **Kiamsc** Mon 24 Jun - 8:01:50

"Much better, thank you!" Pelingal said, smiling. "Why were you running around naked?"

"Well... It's hot here. No reason to wear my coat." he explained, tucking the peace treaty into a pocket.

"Oh! Yes! It all makes sense now!" Pelingal sarcastically retorts.

by **Sam** Mon 24 Jun - 8:22:56

"When it's that small mate, you don't run around presenting it."

by **Kiamsc** Mon 24 Jun - 11:46:51

Pelingal giggled and Sjips just stood there in silent confusion.

by **Sam** Mon 24 Jun - 11:48:36

*Grogrim sighs* "Your dick is small ya buggar!"

by **Kiamsc** Mon 24 Jun - 12:06:55

Sjips smirked. "I don't see proof of yours being any bigger."

Pelingal slapped her knees, barely able to breathe she was laughing so hard. "OF COURSE A DWEMER HASN'T GOT EVEN AN UNDER-AVERAGE SIZED WILLY, JUST LIKE THEY AIN'T GOT NO BALLS!"

by **Sam** Mon 24 Jun - 12:23:05

"Well I'm a bit more civilized then to just whip it out, but I'll have you know, The legend of the giant willy is true."

by **Kiamsc** Mon 24 Jun - 13:40:32

"What were these whores of yours smoking?" Pelingal asked, and added with her voice full of sarcasm, "I might prescribe it to my soldiers to give them a challenge in fighting you Dwemer."

by **Sam** Tue 25 Jun - 7:10:49

"I don't need whores ya bitch, they all come to me and pay ME!"

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